Who says men aren't sensitive?
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they
connect, they
end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom
is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way
along
the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The
woman is surprised that this guy would have a
collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides
not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss...
and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman
rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The
guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."